Warning! Warning! 0 & 1 GrumpyKoala Reviews
If I ever manage to finish and review, or more likely not finish and review, a book or anything else that I hate so much as to award a 0 or 1 GrumpyKoala then my suggestion is, no, my plea is, for the sake of your own health and, of course, the future of the human species, you don't buy or borrow a copy, and if you own one you:
Then:
If they're too slow:
Hopefully it will do so quickly.
- immediately seal it in a lead box;
- send it to the bottom of the deepest gold mine you can find; and
- arrange for the mine to be collapsed on top of it.
Then:
- have the whole area buried under no less than 100 metres' thickness of concrete;
- arrange to engage a surgeon specialising in the amputation of human hands to watch over you constantly for at least 6 months; so
- at the first sign of gangrene they can amputate your hands immediately, hopefully before the poison spreads into the rest of you.
If they're too slow:
- the government emergency authorities, in particular a special unit of its secret service, will collect you while dressed in full body protective suits; they will
- transport you to a secret base where you will be placed in a rocket and fired at the sun; and hopefully
- you will probably die sometime before you hit the sun; and, if not
- the sun will probably do the job.
Hopefully it will do so quickly.