Biscuits & Privacy: CWA-Quality & Outback Double Long Drop Dunny, Respectively
What? You can't understand? Sigh! Okay, I suppose you call biscuits "cookies". Well, only Americans ate cookies when I was young, many decades ago. I'm sticking with bickies, not because it's better, but because I like it.
Right, so in this regard, we have absolutely no idea if this site uses biscuits, but if it does we're sure they're of Country Women's Association standards.
And if you don't understand that, you're missing out on something fantastic!! If a bit old fashioned. Sorry, ladies, it's true, but not necessarily a negative. Your cakes and bickies remind me very much of my murdered mum.
And privacy? Well, we promise you as much privacy as you would get in a two-seated outdoor toilet, with a big window opening onto the great beyond, where your waste falls down a deep hole.
Right, so in this regard, we have absolutely no idea if this site uses biscuits, but if it does we're sure they're of Country Women's Association standards.
And if you don't understand that, you're missing out on something fantastic!! If a bit old fashioned. Sorry, ladies, it's true, but not necessarily a negative. Your cakes and bickies remind me very much of my murdered mum.
And privacy? Well, we promise you as much privacy as you would get in a two-seated outdoor toilet, with a big window opening onto the great beyond, where your waste falls down a deep hole.